Squeeggles

When you see something so cute that you squeal, giggle, get dizzy, and generally make an idiot of yourself over. This affliction generally more openly affects girls than guys.

I saw a picture of a baby otter on tv and got a serious case of the squeeggles for several minutes.

by peregrinspuzzle November 5, 2010

squeezeboxing

In computer science: inefficient compression <-> expansion of data in order to accommodate inconsistent abstractions or interfaces. See also regifting.

Geek: Your new module takes an comma-separated string of names of objects while the rest of the system uses lists.
Meek: Squeezeboxing - my bad.

by msd13 November 15, 2011

squeebler

Someone who 'needs' to smoke a lot of weed. Or someone who simply smokes weed everyday (or more)

Steven Suarez is such a squeebler. Geez...

by Mancy like Nancy October 23, 2012

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016