Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

by Shaggyray January 12, 2011

Whore's speak

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)

Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.

by markomighty October 13, 2022

chink speak

a very stereotypical view on the asian languages (usually by dirty rednecks)

Chinese guy: speaking chinese
Redneck The fuck is he sayin, chink speak?
redneck 2: appears so

by Cenafan98 November 6, 2021

National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images

Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

Speaking my alley

When you are speaking someone’s alley

Hey You are speaking my alley

by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022