One-Siders

When you like someone who doesn't like you back or When someone likes you but you don't like them back.

Why do I always get asked out by guys that I don't like? And guys I do like, I'm always invisible. One-Siders, forever my life. :P

by Ryanne Renetier October 28, 2021

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

by divinelightning January 9, 2022

sinaloa sober

Limiting yourself to weed and coke.

Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!

by El el fetches June 2, 2022

sinaloa sober

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.

Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.

by El el fetches June 5, 2022