strasburg sock

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

by libruns February 22, 2010

Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay

Did you know Harley he has gay socks

by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019

Sleezar Sock

This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.

"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"

by Jim Itor October 17, 2008

Lock-in-the-sock

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger

"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 1, 2018

sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.

ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!

by countrygal12 July 8, 2009

The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".

"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".

by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011

Sock Worms

Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.

Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.

I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.

by KatieCam February 16, 2014