A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.
by Fierce McNally June 10, 2011
This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.
"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"
by Jim Itor August 28, 2008
The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".
by theluckiestboyintheworld December 25, 2011
when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it
Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.
This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.
This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.
by libruns February 22, 2010
by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019
"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days
by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 01, 2018
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.
by anti March 21, 2005