Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
Get the Smurfmug. by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024
Get the Smurfsmug. Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
Get the Smurf Dickmug. A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
Get the Smurfmug. Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025
Get the Ping Smurfingmug. This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.
You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!
by Shedninja January 15, 2009
Get the Smurfmug. "In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
Get the smurf catmug.