Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

Volkswagen ist bitten sied

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.

Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.

by Vllad February 14, 2022

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Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023