Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

Seth Sheeran

Someone who looks like the love child of Seth Rogen and Ed Sheeran.

Man, does(insert guys name) from work look like Seth Sheeran?

by Thewoodsieguy October 3, 2021

ed sheeran

ginger leprechaun

do you know ed sheeran
no, but i do know the ginger leprechaun

by edsheeranxfeet October 8, 2021

Ed Sheeran

A method of torture.

Person 1: starts playing Ed sheeran music
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by ACerealBowl January 10, 2022

ed sheeran

no soul

“what does ed sheeran mean?”

“oh ed sheeran? it means no soul”

by uhhhhbigjuicyass January 19, 2022

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran

"Look that's Ned Sheeran"

by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022