scorpion woman

A total bitch that is way out of line. Scorpion women need to be put in their place.

Susan: Oh, by the way, i rang up $3000 on the credit card while you were working your ass off at work today...
Mike: You... SCORPION WOMAN!

by allyourbase1081 October 4, 2006

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

scooped up

see also scoop. A fighting tactic in which one person grabs another's legs and attempts to lift him off of the ground, often onto something (table, chair, etc.). Usually results in getting hit repeatedly in the back.

Damn that n*gga got scooped up.
He was tryin' to scoop his ass up.

by Vince November 30, 2003

devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance

Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!

by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011

up close sniper scope

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.

there really is none.

by j varone December 13, 2004

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013