sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.

“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”

by Heart been broke so many times April 11, 2020

Sad Ass

The use of nudity, most often female, to accentuate a disturbing or graphic scene in a film. The viewer is unnerved by the contents of the scene, and the corresponding nudity serves to further disturb the audience by juxtaposing two physiologically contrasting images. It is most often rear nudity that is portrayed, because of its less offensive nature. It is mostly applied to women, because of the trope that nude men are funny.

This can also be executed in other entertainment mediums, but the visual nature of film allows great effectiveness.

Common in horror series such as "Saw", and other splatter film franchises.

"The killer approached Angela as blood from his chainsaw oozed onto her bare body, drenching her curves in thick red gore. Her sad ass quivered in fear"

A SFW example is found in the "Spring Breakers" trailer

by Traifuscia De-Narius December 19, 2013

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...

em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos

by ellie March 2, 2005

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

money-sad

Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or just a general ghetto fool, who is forced to pay for something (relatively) expensive.

Extreme money-sadness is defined as money-depression.

I had to pick up that $70 tab last night when we played Credit Card roulette, and after I checked my bank account this morning I was totally money-sad. *sigh*

I'm gonna go lay on the floor until it goes away or turns into money-depression. *sigh*

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

DT-SAD

Description: Acronym - Down To Suck A Dick
Pronounced: dee-tee-sad
Meaning: When a person desires to give oral pleasure to a man.

"Dude...she may not be DTF, but she's definately DT-SAD"

by Ned A. February 1, 2009