well-rounded

A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.

My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023

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Round Tripped

v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of said money again.

Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!

Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??

Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.

(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)

**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?

Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.

by realshit225 August 16, 2024

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Rounding the Horn

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.

... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."

by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

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