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Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
Alabama Rodeo by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

Mexican Rodeo 

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

Pendejo Rodeo

A group of idiots unified in the purpose of sowing discord and chaos.
It's Monday morning, let's get this pendejo rodeo started. Andalay!
Pendejo Rodeo by kill9all May 11, 2023

up wards hand rodeo 

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself
the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

deep heat rodeo

To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose
Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!
deep heat rodeo by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

pet cock "rome" 

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly
Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world