rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

tickling the rocks

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

by Nick LeBlanc June 16, 2008

Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.

1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/

by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009

Rock gut

Lifting something to heavy to lift by one person, usually in frustration and using a horrible bear hug technique

My roommate was so mad about the trash man not taking the broken freezer we carried to the curb that he rock gutted it in the back of his pick up and took it to the dump. I am surprised he did not hurt his back

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 9, 2019

Raking Rocks

The action of snorting cocaine

- "She was caught raking rocks behind the school."

by Mouse Pearce March 27, 2017

Schoolhouse Rock

A cartoon that teaches kids about ... subjects and school.

And stuff..

As your body grows bigger your mind must flower it's great to learn cause knowledge is power!
-Schoolhouse rock

by rhyphin April 24, 2017

Rock Nip

When ur titty gets as hard as a rock

Bro yesterday I was taking a shower and all of a sudden my nipple was hard as a rock broooooo it’s a Rock Nip

by BeastMasta69 December 6, 2017