Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
Get the Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]mug. by King albert III October 6, 2023
Get the Prison walletmug. by King of prison pink December 26, 2020
Get the prison pinkmug. by puklestheclown September 25, 2010
Get the prison holemug. Prison = school
Think about it. Bells and ppl tell u when to move. your not allowed out. And it is the absolute worst. Stay out of school, kids ._.
Think about it. Bells and ppl tell u when to move. your not allowed out. And it is the absolute worst. Stay out of school, kids ._.
by ._. :/ December 7, 2018
Get the Prisonmug. Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.
Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"
Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"
Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it
Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"
Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it
by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021
Get the RPF (Resting Prison Face)mug. "Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
Get the prison portmug.