mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'

I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.

by Mousy December 7, 2006

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Pillow Face

When someone has drunk vast quantities of alcohol, especially red wine, the previous evening and they wake up with a swollen and bloated face, you might say they had a pillow face. Note: the swollen face can only be achieved after many years of prolonged and daily drinking.

Rory woke up one morning after a heavy night on the red wine - and the rest - and looked in the mirror and was shocked by the state of his swollen pillow face, he seemed like a feline stranger even to himself!

by Rory Lafferty November 16, 2007

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Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

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pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

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Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

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