by selmermarkvi February 5, 2025
Get the Part-time baddiemug. Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.
Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the Separations clause part 4mug. Any person that is irrationally obsessed with 'climate change', 'saving the planet', and reducing carbon emissions for Mother Gaia as soon as humanly possible via deindustrialization, even and perhaps especially at the expense of the production of any necessary goods or services (such as transportation and energy), that are reliant on the extraction of fossil fuels / natural gas / coal etc. It does not matter to them that these goods and services can not easily, if ever, be adequately replaced by 'green' renewables, and that any concerted attempt to transition to them while they remain unviable will cause a worldwide Great Depression as well as a massive drop in individual living standards.
They do not seem to know or care about furthering research into nuclear energy which is actual green energy by comparison to renewables, and have not bothered to do any research into molten salt thorium reactors which take the byproducts of uranium fission reactors and convert them into much less radioactive waste with a half-life of only 300 years instead of tens of thousands.
They are obsessed with recycling, and are usually activistic or at the very least tend towards some kind of climate activism, either by being outspoken about climate change, being a part of a climate group or green party of some kind, or both.
They do not seem to know or care about furthering research into nuclear energy which is actual green energy by comparison to renewables, and have not bothered to do any research into molten salt thorium reactors which take the byproducts of uranium fission reactors and convert them into much less radioactive waste with a half-life of only 300 years instead of tens of thousands.
They are obsessed with recycling, and are usually activistic or at the very least tend towards some kind of climate activism, either by being outspoken about climate change, being a part of a climate group or green party of some kind, or both.
"How dare you." - Greta Thunberg
"Now the candy-haired ecofreaks are targeting Van Gogh's paintings. Do they think Aramco and China Coal will care? For that matter, do they even know these companies exist?" (ecofreak - part 1)
"Now the candy-haired ecofreaks are targeting Van Gogh's paintings. Do they think Aramco and China Coal will care? For that matter, do they even know these companies exist?" (ecofreak - part 1)
by Ashraile November 8, 2022
Get the ecofreak - part 1mug. This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Ste Hill Part 2mug. Hmmm does Lexy have a girlfriend?? That question is really tuff lexy is a type if guy to get something out of but the answer isn't clear. But lexy is likely to have a girlfriend currently after his break up with zabrang he has to move on and now m sure u asking who is likely to be lexy girlfriend even though we aren't sure on who it really is the answer is it might be Amira or mariam. But the answer isn't confirm tho but that's all we have if u have noticed how Amira n lexy has been acting towards each other then u would see... Ofc no boy can resist Amira beauty and voice so it's pretty obvious lexy would go after her. Stay tuned for lexy's secret part 3
by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022
Get the Lexy Secret part 2mug. Typically an automotive technician or a mechanic that has little to no knowledge about diagnosing any component on any car and pulls out the parts cannon, usually ending in a car that’s half rebuilt but still won’t run or drive
Have you seen tech Dave? The day already started!
Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
Oh! You mean Dave the parts installer! Yea hes installing parts on that caravan on bay 1
by NnevermindD January 30, 2025
Get the parts installermug.