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In The Corner

1. Where your mom tells you to go when you do something bad as a child and she doesn't know how to punish you yet, so she kills you with sheer anticipation instead.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.

2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.
1. "Billy, what did you do to your sister?! Go sit in the corner!"

2.

"Dad, I'm cold."

"Go sit in the corner."

"Why?"

"It's ninety degrees."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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Power Corner

A dominate cuck. Adding aggressive commentary when someone fucks your wife.
Man, Aidan invited me over to fuck his wife, but he was a power corner the whole time so it took me a while to finish.
by n8thanial November 16, 2017
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Outside Corner

The side of home plate farthest away from the batter. The outside corner is used to determine the strike zone's outer edge.
Eric Gregg's placement of the outside corner was slightly different than those of other umpires.
by Diggity Monkeez April 4, 2005
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Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
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corner bat

1) A bat that stands in a corner
2) A greaser-type, lurking at a party
3) A dystopian greeting
1) Wow, look at the corner bat, it's time to pay tribute!
by lemonysnooch May 15, 2016
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Turned the Corner

Partying all night and then not going to bed and continuing the party into the next day
“Holly was being a bitch again, so Ric didn’t come home and turned the corner. It’s Sunday and he hasn’t been to bed since Friday. He’s actually turned two corners in a row”
by Ricmydick January 13, 2022
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Corner Hoe

A camper hiding in a corner in Modern Warfare 3
AdotJ: Aye yo that faggot ass corner hoe just killed me
by DJWill November 12, 2012
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