tuesday

the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis

1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy

by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017

Tuesday

Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend

Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then

by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017

Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)

by RoadG February 21, 2018

Tuesday

The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.

“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”

by MLG Patotato May 9, 2018

Transformation Tuesday

When an obnoxious person posts before and after pictures on Tuesday. They actually post them every day, but Tuesday is the important one. Most people who post these pictures have obviously not lost weight. It's truly obnoxious, if you do, your friends will certainly talk shit about you.

"Hey, did you see that Chris is posting his Transformation Tuesday pics? Which one is the before picture, I can't tell?

by Vapethat February 14, 2017

Dusty Tuesday

Dusty Tuesday is taken place on the first Tuesday of every month, participates wear their most dirty sweat pants and shirt that they just can't give up but no one can judge beacuse it's dusty Tuesday

David is wearing his mustard stained sweater but who cares it's comfy and it's dusty Tuesday

by Em Madrid March 6, 2017