Horizontal Date

One-night stand or booty call.

Usually preceeds the "Walk of Shame"

Jennifer: Steve and I had a horizontal date last night.

by eep525 June 14, 2013

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Date Stopper

A statement said during a date, usually a first or blind date, that for one of the daters instantly assures that there will be no follow up call or second date.

A vegan female asks her blind date, "So, what are some of your hobbies? What do you like to do on the weekends?"

Her male date answers, "Well, I'm an avid hunter. Deer hunting is by far my favorite but I'll pretty much hunt anything in season."

The rest of the evening can vary after a Date Stopper statement, in some cases the date might contiue and end cordially. Other cases may end much more drastically, dramaticly and possibly include a very public spectacle!!! Either way, it's usually the last of any communication between the two

by Guerre July 31, 2012

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Green Dating

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.

Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!

by sallylabets January 5, 2011

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