Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

nose chacho

Enjoying some cocaine

While the boys had a brew chacho, I’m going to have a quick nose chacho off Kiki’s ass in the men’s room...

by T-Park January 28, 2019

Blue Nosed

The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.

Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"

by mntie September 18, 2019

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019

nose hickey

when someone uses aggressive inhalation of their nose to give someone a hickey 😏👃🏻💨

“hey where’s your hickey from”
“it’s a nose hickey! my boyfriend gave it to me”

by kootkatmeow October 28, 2019

Nose Bulimia

Definition: The act of trying to make yourself sneeze on purpose to get rid of a booger lodged way up in your nose.

Examples: Once, I had this one really crusty booger that my finger couldn't reach, so I sniffed some pepper and that sucker came flying right out!!

Yesterday, I was bored, so I did some spring cleaning for my nose by performing nose bulimia... *sniffs* ahh.. fresh air!

by i-like-to-eat-babies May 6, 2010