noodle-body

Noodle-body is when your body acts "noodle"-ish, flimsy, jell-o like after consuming alcoholic beverage(s). For most this is the state of body drunk that occurs before the head gets drunk.

An example of being a "Noodle-body "(noodley) is when you cannot walk straight, keep dropping things that are very easily to grasp ( such as another drink) and hitting/running into things, other people, or walls.

by Cos4lyfe March 5, 2017

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.

Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.

by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Pussy Noodling

The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.

I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.

by JamesBondage October 29, 2010

Noodle Juice

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.

Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.

by nuttery November 21, 2017

Fag-Noodle

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male

Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.

God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess

by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011