nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.

henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today

by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019

Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
Normal

Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
Normal

Criminal
Element

That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!

by JuSco January 20, 2019

Nonce

Someone who loves kids

Yo that Seb Bamford is such a nonce

by 69lolzzzzz October 12, 2019

Nonce

A person that has an affectionate attitude to a person not of legal age

That Max guy seems like a bit of a nonce I'd keep him away from schools if I were you

by Jota be kidding November 24, 2019

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019