by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021
by JaySparks February 18, 2022
by James Adams October 08, 2021
Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 18, 2021
a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
by sigma sugma September 08, 2021