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Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh
by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015
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Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.
Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!
by jamspammer August 26, 2013
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josh jam

Tendency of a publicly traded market, such as a stock market, to rise shortly before the market closes (in a manner that is at once surprising yet somehow predictable). The adjective presumably comes from the American colloquial "josh", as in "joke" or "it happened again so you must be joking", and "jam" as in a supply of buying orders that overwhelms the selling pressure on the market.
The Dow 30 got another josh jam, up +30 in the last few minutes - that's the third day in a row!
by evanesce June 6, 2011
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Bollock Jam

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"
by Wolfish September 27, 2012
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Cracker Jam

The line here at Costco is so huge, it's a cracker jam.
by DaveDuke June 2, 2015
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Jam-es

An individual who constantly tells others to do a flip and yet refuses to do one himself.
Jam-es, do a flip.
by DoAFlipJam-es February 15, 2022
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jam band

Music to make your bones jitter and your hips shake. Music to make your feet move and your head sway. Music to make your beard and mind grow. A jam band manages to deliver a sense of freedom to the crowd. Jam bands free lance and improv. all while staying with each other and feeding off each others experimental energy. In a jam bands set, you'll find peices of the core song they started with, blended for your delight with a variety of instrumental solo's and always amazing percussion. jam Bands can be appreciated not only by people on drugs, but also by people who just dig music and the phases it grows through. (trust me though it's better when your high as cheese) Bands include Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident Widespread Panic, The Allman Brothers Band,Moe, The Big Wu and other music that hints towards these areas of music.
Hey you, why do you like Jam Bands, it just sounds like noise? wheres the catchy chorus?

Hey, simple human, because in a world where most peoples spirits are being tugged from them and hidden behind bills and death, it's nice to get sucked into a spiral of warmth and energy that can make me foget i'm human for a while. Just relax and smoke this. Oh, and the catcy chorus is coming after Jerry rips it for another 10 minutes. (past tense - sorry brother, thanks for the tunes)
by twinkle moslemendo January 5, 2009
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