A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021
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Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
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The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
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When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.
"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008
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