Nice Guys

So called "nice guys" have major entitlement issues and more often than not are socially incompetent, unattractive and/or fat, clingy and manipulative young males (teens/early 20s) who forever cry and whine about how girls* won't give them a chance and often "friendzone" them because they prefer to date more confident and attractive men instead. They portray themselves and their plight as genuine and woe-is-me, but more often then not they are manipulative and passive-aggressive. The "nice" part of "nice guy" is a misnomer as they are not actually nice, they are putting on an act to get laid.

To all "nice guys" - get over it. Why should an attractive extroverted female date an unattractive introverted so-called "nice guy" just because he happens to have a penis? You're not compatible with eachother! What's wrong with other nerd girls?

*9/10 times "nice guys" target only attractive, incompatible women, part of the reason why their plight is laughable and not to be taken seriously.

Nice guy: Wahhh. Jenna won't be my girlfriend or have sex with me because she's a shallow whore who only likes jerk assholes with washboard abs. She doesn't appreciate nice guys like me! I'm ENTITLED to a hot girl because I'm nice and have a penis, damn it.

Girl: Umm, ever thought of trying to date someone in your own fucking league for a change?

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Any attractive girl with a decent dose of self-esteem will avoid passive aggressive "nice guys" and won't date down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating physically attractive men who are confident, they don't have baggage issues and you don't have to hold yourself back from vomiting when you're having sex with them either!

by AFemalePerspective December 11, 2012

nice on

Used as a response to when someone does somthing good or impressive.
Originates from Wii Sports golf

"Whoa, I just got a hole in one!"
"Dude, nice on"

by Azurock May 7, 2018

Mr.Niceguy

carries your bags across the street for you after buying food. Beware of bums they impersonate Mr.Niceguy and then want your money or food. He will not suck your dick hes not that nice.

No more Mr.Niceguy! - alice cooper

by Caleb Scott August 15, 2007

niceness in a bottle

A term used to describe something really cool, awesome, or just plain fuckin sweet.

Look at dat! Look at dat! That was niceness in a bottle right there bitch!

by caliplaya January 25, 2006

nice bro pound it

A sign of respect and praise between bros. Similar to the high five.

Ryan-Dude, we totally wrecked that chick last night.
Gavin-Nice bro pound it. Now lets go listen to some Dave Matthews Band.

by Gavy G June 11, 2008

Nice and Relaxed

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.

Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"

by NHG July 27, 2010

Nice Guys Finish Last

A statement that has become very popularised in the last decade or so, which for the most part, is true. It refers to a man who compliments the woman he so desires, treats her right, gives her plenty of gifts, supports her and just shows her how much she really means to him, who will inevitable finish last in both general life and relationships, whereas the traditional asshole, due to their egotistical behaviour, confidence and manliness, ultimately wins the race.

Many women deny this simple fact to make themselves look more credible when they actually don't mean it, and instead say "Nice guys win in the long run", but the simple thing is, life is short, life is a 100m sprint, not a marathon. In the 100m sprint, there is no winner in the long run.

Some friend: "Why didn't she go on that date with you man?"

Me: "She went with that cheating prick over there. This just proves that nice guys finish last"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019