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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7
by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021
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muscle neck

When u neck is so big that u can breath more then average human being
by Yet squad boy September 19, 2016
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Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.
MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM
by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018
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Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.
"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."
by GPurvis November 4, 2013
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Doughnut muscle

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle
by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018
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muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.
N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.
by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012
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