A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021

by Yet squad boy September 19, 2016

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.
by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.
"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."
by GPurvis November 4, 2013

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.
by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012
