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Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet
The barber mulletized Joe
by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022
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Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021
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Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"
"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."
by ian from bel air June 24, 2003
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Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.
Jacob has a mullet
by not chris's dad March 23, 2022
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Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017
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Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.
I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.
by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024
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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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