mullet couture

(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back

I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby

by mont5702 April 11, 2020

Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet

by pleskosi December 10, 2024

Cain Mullet

A petite white twink from Rhode Island.

"did you see Cain mullet?" "Yeah he's such a twink!"

by Tiny Evil September 10, 2022

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022