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mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024
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Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"
That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"
by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
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mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)
hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.
by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022
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mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”
“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”
by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020
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Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017
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