Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 07, 2014

Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

by Ohyeah225 December 10, 2019

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

Luff Muffin

A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.

See Luff

Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D

Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!

by A Luff Muffin April 28, 2011

Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019