sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"

by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009

under muffin

When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.

Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.

by JennC July 5, 2014

Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011

Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019