Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 10, 2022

MONK

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature

monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them

by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021

monk

a black male person

sup, monk

by rollanibrayev March 22, 2024

Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 17, 2020

Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.

Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.

by Faalerie April 18, 2018

Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.

Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.

by Cave Elf December 23, 2015

Monk

A master of the ways. They are also a playable class in the game World of Warcraft. Also it is a know fact that as a player that selected a monk as his character, you need to buy as sturdy keyboard since the more pressure use on the buttons the higher your DPS (Damage per second) will be.

God damn it, I passed by the store today and forgot to buy a keyboard. Why do I play a monk?

by Whezyk July 25, 2017