Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
by Fuuuuk off November 03, 2019
to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
by yummylad December 03, 2018
When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit
by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017
The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 02, 2023
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
by Dream Jackson January 18, 2022
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017