Dog mommy

An old woman drug dealer that still gets it in with younger boys.

Matt: " yo erik, have you seen the dog mommy around?"

Erik: " nah man, just go check the corner."

Dog mommy by myle valley May 1, 2011

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? 

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Salami Mommy 

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

Salami Mommy by chelanslim January 29, 2009

Freak mommy 

A good looking femal

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!

Freak mommy by Yumm Yumm July 7, 2010

twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

twitter mommy by smh yea May 14, 2014

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016