Midnight Dreary

A sex worker's rump.

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.

by LadyStix September 8, 2021

Midnight stealth

The strategy employed by the ‘21 Philadelphia Eagles

The Eagles really midnight stealthed the Panthers last week!

by Puma267 October 18, 2021

Midnight wings

Wings that happen at midnight,

The best kind of wings

The juicest wings
The saucy kind

Yo mulfy, shall we get those midnight wings.

by Mulfy October 21, 2021

Midnight Racing: Tokyo

Midnight Racing is a game on the massive platform Roblox where users can select from over 100 cars. The game features 5 maps. The game also features many customization options for vehicles that support them.

"ay bru wanna play midnight racing: tokyo?"
"sure man"

by amongus sussy November 20, 2021

Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.

I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022