Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013

Matt Brevner

A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)

"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"

guy 1: dude we're in new west.

guy 2: yea we're always here.

guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner

guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.

by mattyv4 June 27, 2011

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .

Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith

Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!

by MattSmithsbb July 17, 2020

Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical

damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge

by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019

matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.

Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.

by Matchu~San February 25, 2015

Matt Donavon

A rat.

Someone: Have you seen Matt Donavon?
A very wise person: You mean Ratty Matty?

by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022

Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal

by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020