mars

the most coolest smartest strongest hottest guy you will have ever met

being a mars means that you are everything listened above

look at them being a total mars.

by numberoneweexerfan November 8, 2021

Mars Mapping

Portugese fucker, he made a totally epic show called SSA, you should check it out.

A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021

Mars

1. A fag

2. Kenma stan

"Ayo is that mars?"

"Yeah they're a fag"

by Marshater111 May 29, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

Mars

a name for cool non binary people

I love them, Mars is so cool

by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021

mar aka burro

the most beautiful human in this world.
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass

example:

“did u ever see an angel?”
“yeah, her name is mar aka burro”

by cassqndra August 23, 2018

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025