majik markers

when you stick marijuana in a highliter or marker

how much you want for a majik markers?
About 10 bucks.

by ARyan129 December 21, 2008

Post-market upgrade

A boob job, or an upgrade of the twins.

Did you see the rack on that chick? Naah, thats Post-market upgrade not OEM

by BG Boise October 1, 2009

Black market

Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.

I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016

quicky market

a supermarket that no one likes

"Hey lets go to the quicky market."

"Why the hell would we do that."

by dadadadadadaddadaadadaddadada March 9, 2017

black market dealer

A person who sells items on the black market, they mostly sell babies.

Oh elif! Thanks for selling me your cousin!

I'm going to go buy a baby from a black market dealer

by fanofelifsartorius May 1, 2018

Megan Markel’ed

When the in-laws don’t accept children of multi ethnic or even a pinch of African decent

My baby daddy’s mom Megan Markel’ed me.

by Smoking on a dab March 9, 2021

Black Market

where they sell goods too good for the general public...you have to be really great on society to shop here. and not as expensive here. these products are more advance than what's open to the general public. even technology, cars, foods, and other great stuff. even has a VIP section for even better stuff but only VIP knows about that. just to cut the urban legends of black market selling illegal goods. that's why people don't like outsider looking in. judging us the wrong way. although people in the general public can and will make these things illegal out of pure jealousy. and turn your feelings to you into pure hate.

i got the best thing at the black market today. it was a steal.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022