Moh Maarfi

Shawarma Enthusiast
6ft 1 Libyan
150kg
Pediatric Surgeon
Drives a Skoda Fabia
In my free time I enjoy fishing and playing on the seesaw

"Bro Listen,Moh Maarfi"

by atinuaj77 May 20, 2024

Making Macaroni

The sound the woman’s vagina makes while she finger fuck herself for pleasure.

Janet is in the room making macaroni

by Glassscutter January 21, 2025

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

baku madarame

Madarame Baku is a highly skilled and intelligent character in the manga Usogui. He is a master strategist and possesses exceptional analytical and deductive abilities that allow him to predict his opponents' moves with incredible accuracy.

Baku Madarame is best character in manga fr fr

by Arealguy802 February 13, 2025

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010

Nour Al Maaref International School

...if you are a student there,just know one thing
.You just fucked up, big time
You've reached a whole new level of stupidity.....your dumbass got a better chance SLIS than here.
Well its too late now to go back on that decision,so might as well enjoy it while you are at it!!!

You study at Nour al Maaref International School?, you fucked up

by Mrsqueekypants2.0 March 17, 2019

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020