Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Narcissistic Junkie Scum

Kylie Pomeroy

“The narcissistic junkie scum on the lefts name is Kylie Pomeroy”

by Josby the ape June 26, 2022

Junkie jimi

An insurance policy scam that involves a person who died years ago to commit fraudulent claims on a fake relative .

A heroin addict who steals jimmy trucks yet can’t even spell the name of the truck correctly.

Did you see junkie jimi plow around that motel because he was right behind me doing coke as a pathological lying lazy narcissistic pig

Donna was really pulled a junkie jimi hoarding pitvulls for the fights he had in buffalo as a not so NICE guy..

by Heyoka November 28, 2023

Junkie

Larry Moore

Shoots Methamphetamine and cocaine, hides it from most while pretending to be sober to the rest of the world.

Also smokes heroin

How can that junkie be so fat and smelly

by Audrina loves ya December 9, 2019

Sauce Junkie

Someone who puts a mountain of sauce on their plate when they only ever end up using a very small amount of it.

"Did you see how much sauce Marc put on his fry up? What a sauce junkie"

by GGEE December 18, 2012

junkie fuck

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014