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by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
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Juan is an introverted boy, but cool. He is a person who gives you security and confidence. He is very beautiful inside and out. His aura is strong and positive. You could be by his side without mentioning a word but strangely you would be comfortable and calm. We all deserve a Juan in our lives. His very presence makes many happy. He is smart, kind and cute.
Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
by absmt November 21, 2021
Get the Juan mug.I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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