jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.

I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

by Hello2orld February 29, 2020

Jon

Jon is a butthole, and he is also disrespectful, he can be very very mean to others, he can suck a butthole

Did you heard that Jon is butthole

by Ghettotheghetto March 15, 2020

Jon

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

Jon

Really fucking annoying

Your jon

by Egg bacon man 10 April 30, 2020