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Jonathan

The person who says "CHECK" while checking someone in chess.
Jonathan: "Check:
Juan: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 January 17, 2024
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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jonathan söderberg

Jonathan Söderberg, a very attractive name. Often used as a sex symbol because he has a big penis
Jonathan Söderberg, your penis is so big
by PowerDefinitions101 December 12, 2016
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Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro
Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy
by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021
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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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Jonathan Boyd

Dope ass nigga who is better than everyone ever, he is also so rich and famous that all the girls want him
by metrxk November 23, 2021
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Jonathan

A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021
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