When the kinda ugly guy you want to fuck is on snapchat, but isn't snapping you back. You must be getting Jonased
by kingJonas May 9, 2022
Get the Jonasedmug. Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by xd jokesonu June 4, 2019
Get the Jonamug. Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023
Get the Jonasmug. by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022
Get the Jonasmug. Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
Get the Jonasmug. by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022
Get the Jonasmug.