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you're jewish 

completely made for shits and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.

defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the fuck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe
Max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?

Alex: shut up, you're jewish...

Russian-Jewish 

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.
Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.
Russian-Jewish by KockaKola December 23, 2021

International Jewish Conspiracy 

The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.
"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."

"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "

Kehillah Jewish High School 

A private school in Palo Alto currently located in what looks like an office building right across the street from the JCC. However expensive, Kehillah provides it's students with a college level education and a community that they can identify with. Some would say it's more of a family than a school. Kehillah has around 150 students so everyone knows everyone and can show their true colors all the time without worrying about being judged harshly.
I'm wearing sweatpants and no makeup to Kehillah Jewish High School today because I can!

off like a Jewish foreskin 

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

The Quirky Jewish Boy

When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.
The guy has to shit, so he did the Quirky Jewish Boy.