Vibe check

A common saying used directly before attacking someone, used to test reaction times, as well as just announce that you're going to beat the shit out of a person.

Andy: "Did you hear about the school shooting recently?"
Tom: "Yeah. Those dumb fucks got vibe checked."

by TheDerpHead January 5, 2020

Snipe check

To salute an officer in a combat zone, so as to designate him a high value sniper target. Especially useful in an area where enemy snipers are known to be operating

snipe check lulzworthy to see and officer dive to the ground :P

by PFC lulz March 23, 2008

Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.

Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.

by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021

restroom checking

Walking into the restroom at a public place and going through all of the stalls because you cant find a clean one.

Ali has been taking a really long time in the restroom, she must be restroom checking.

by readyset303 March 2, 2011

vanity check

Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See also: Ego test

From here: "I did a vanity check on Google last night. Just out of curiosity, I wondered whether I was showing up in searches for my own name yet."

From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/

by JohnPatrick August 24, 2008

Stimi Check

Slang for "stimulus check" coined by rapper, Genesis Be in her song "Did You Get Your Stimi Check" in March of 2020.

Did you get ya Stimi Check? Tell me what you spent it on!

by BuckCityBaby December 30, 2020

Check For Brown

When LuLu sticks her finger up her butt to check for poop.

Mostly used by manmachine to remind everyone to check for "brown" or poop

Make sure you check for brown

Did you check for brown

by kendallxlink March 14, 2023