A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by popular vote regardless of merit or the judging panel's opinions.
Host: "Welcome to America's Got Talent! Piers, you didn't like this act... but America has voted.. and... WE'LL SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!"
by Humwriter September 06, 2011
A collection of extraordinary men brought forth to save the country from certain corruption. The league includes; The Verdi, Saint Maudahbee, The Bermanator, Little Joe, Lennox The Great, and sometimes Sir Cus Bear of Kushman. The league disbanded in 2008 when a few key members were wrongly in-prisoned.
One day The Justice League of America will reunite, and the scum of this country will be sorry they were ever born.
by richard gear April 28, 2009
by A Reganite December 07, 2004
america fuck yeah (what else)
by Jack Mehoff November 09, 2004
Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.
Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 05, 2006
The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 18, 2020
The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009