What am I, a sheepdog?

Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them
*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?
by sheepdog12 November 15, 2012
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am I being punk'd?

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

by Rated [R] February 07, 2007
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am i a piece of shit

yes yes u are
"am i a piece of shit"

"yes"
-mom
by GoDieInAHoleUPieceOfShit September 20, 2020
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me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
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where the hell am i

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!
by QWEEFTY November 30, 2016
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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics
Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?
by Eresh May 12, 2010
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