Hop on the Isle

Slang term for rough gay sex, usually in the form of a large incest orgy.

"Yo dude, wanna Hop on the Isle? Sure bro, once my Dad gets home."

by lesterlesty August 3, 2022

Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015

Hop on Monopoly

When you and 3-5 want to give each other head in the bathroom

Yo boys, hop on monopoly?

by monkeman69 February 28, 2021

Healthy-Hop

Another name for children's music, this inspires children to be healthly, make friends, or just get up and dance. Some masters of the trade are J Schimm,The Mosaic Project, and Dan Zanes.

The mother of toddlers loved Dan Zanes for his talents in healthy-hop.

by Umm Humm April 6, 2009

hop on onslaught

A term usually for cuddling with your friend
The other person is incapable of denying it.

Hey snowie, wanna hop on onslaught
Sure mg

by snowiedev September 23, 2023

hop skitchin

When one is so good at hop scotch they can do it fast and with dance moves.

Man, you ain't even hop scotchin' anymore. You hop Skitchin.

Or

I was Hop Skitchin' all ova your bitch ass.

by Nick Nackin January 30, 2008

Lot Hopping

Driving in a car with your friends. Parking in a parking lot and blasting music. All of your friends get out of the car. Sit in trunk, bring chairs, or dance around to a 6 minute or longer techno song. Ten seconds left of song, everyone jumps quickly into car and speeds away. MUST screech tires. And you speed away to another parking lot redo it all over again.

Ben: What shall we do tonight?!
Amanda: Let's find a party!
Ben: We can make our own party!
Corrina: lets go Lot hopping!

by AyeBeeCee June 30, 2010