Corn Dog Heaven

Corn Dog Heaven is a place where the skies are blue and the grass is green. Corndogs are as plentiful as the generous sun's infinite rays that pour down on this glorious heavenly land. Visit Corn Dog Heaven. Go there now. All you need is your imagination and ten dollars for a 28 pack of Costco Corndogs. Indulge NOW!

Nolan had Rebecca pinned up against the wall. Things were getting hot and heavy. It was a match made in Corn Dog Heaven.

by saltyjohn December 9, 2008

heavy pants

to have a large unit (package)

you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies.

by Kickey T September 6, 2003

7th Heaven

A really sappy family drama that's been on since '96.
In all honesty it really should get cancelled because the writers keep on recycling the same old stories each season.

Basic episode ending.

Eric: We're really disapointed in (Fill in kids name) we love you and we want you to know that we are here for you not matter what.

Annie: (Fill in kids name) your Father and I love you and we raised you to behave better than this now go on up stairs and we'll come up with a suitable grounding.

Kid: Thanks Mom and Dad I love you both too.

by Kat November 9, 2004

heavy petting

A term usually used in health classes to describe the act of mutual masturbation; i.e. playing with each others' junk. This term has never before been used outside of such classes.

Laurel and Colton engaged in a session of heavy petting before gettin' it on.

Oh Colton, it feels so good when we are immersed in heavy petting.

by Bob Elva March 25, 2009

heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

by beattie April 16, 2005

7th Heaven

TV show that you either love or hate. The most common reasons it is watched are for family morals/values, because Barry Watson, David Gallagher, and/or George Stults are 'hot', because some comfort is found in watching the show, or for snark value.

The show is extremely highly rated, so it's obvious not that bad and has a good basic idea behind it.

Daughter-Man mom that Simon is hot!
Mom-*laughs* So what has he taught you today?
Daughter-That premaritial sex is fun
Mom-oh...right

by definition January 25, 2005

Heavy foot

Condition inexperienced drivers suffer from when they start driving. It's a combination of inexperience and nervousness which leads then punching the pedals like in Xbox instead of gently brushing them like in real life.

Daniel Craig has got a heavy foot so i had to adjust when we were training. -The Stig

by I Kr July 11, 2016